Silly Quotes(TM)


" Fish and houseguests smell
after three days."
-Benjamin Franklin

" Guinness: it's not just for
breakfast anymore."

"Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off NOW"

"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone showed me sliced bread."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
-Benjamin Franklin

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."

"Reality is over-rated but it's the only
place you can get a good steak."

"To keep milk from turning sour,
keep it in the cow."

"When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy."

"After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself."

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."


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